ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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