Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So vagazzling was a success
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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