you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i believe in u and ur pee
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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