the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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