take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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