Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I want a musical about memes.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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