Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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