And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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