We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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