HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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