do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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