so that wasnt chicken after all
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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