Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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