): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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