he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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