My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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