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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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