i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
