would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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