You work out of a Hotel?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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