The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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