Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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