It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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