It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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