it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I love you.
Bad choice
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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