I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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