We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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