I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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