im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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