All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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