it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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