he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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