Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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