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Really stoned

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just sent my roommate on a cheese run

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(440): Really stoned (440): just sent my roommate on a cheese run http://tfl.nu/tnbw

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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?

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That is a good question.

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(860): Why does Jon Cryer have a career? (1-860): That is a good question. http://tfl.nu/v28q

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Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?

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(919): Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen? http://tfl.nu/378f

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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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(931): a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra. http://tfl.nu/ga1u

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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.

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(314): I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures. http://tfl.nu/uab2

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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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(808): you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe http://tfl.nu/mori

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(518): View more from New York

Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

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(518): Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!! http://tfl.nu/blny

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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me

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(310): She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me http://tfl.nu/yht9

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(631): View more from New York

Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.

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(631): Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight. http://tfl.nu/prjm

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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.

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(920): I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters. http://tfl.nu/cy91

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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.

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(214): Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming. http://tfl.nu/yp4i

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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.

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(989): Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door. http://tfl.nu/7hia

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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.

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(609): I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot. http://tfl.nu/64ct

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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.

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(516): YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test. http://tfl.nu/ods7

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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion

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(801): It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion http://tfl.nu/cwcp

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