god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.