Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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