Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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