idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just googled if crying burns calories
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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