He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I have fence marks all over my body
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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