Please, let me fuck your mom
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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