Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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