maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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