the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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