1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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