Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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