Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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