You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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