There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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