he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
