How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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