I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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