Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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