Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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