Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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