I think my fart just growled at me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt