I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is Oprah even human
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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