Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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