just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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