Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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