Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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